Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in naked_nerdette's LiveJournal:

Friday, August 24th, 2007
12:35 pm	Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007 oh that's good. NSFW - potty language (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 4th, 2007
5:31 pm	Guess who's engaged, bitches? I am! ( No n00ds this time :( ) Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: Mc paul barman (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 24th, 2005
2:12 am	So I think today is pretty much the worst day ever. My boyfriend's brother committed suicide earlier today, and I hit a deer, while on the phone with my boyfriend who was telling me that he decided to spend the night at his mother's house. I don't even want to think right now, I just want to pass out but everytime I close my eyes I envision that fucking deer going under my car looking at me and I think about how I just saw my bf's brother 2 weekends ago and he was fine. I can't believe he did this. What a selfish thing to do. His family's a mess, and I can't even begin to think of what they're going through right now. I want to be with erik so badly, but I can't. and my birthday is this week. whoopdee fucking doo. so this is a waaaaaaaaaaaah post. I just really need someone to talk to right now and my cell phone just died. (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 26th, 2005
12:22 pm	WTF War on porn Anyone else read this and get a little scared? (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 8th, 2005
4:31 pm	Uppppppppppdate on previous post Soooooooooooooo what I was thinking - i've talked to a few people, and these seem to be Ok prices, if you want to haggle - haggle with me. make me an offer (nothing retarded people, think of where the $$ is going). 50 cents a picture for a picture set of my choice, 75 cents a picture for request pictures (i'll do pretty much anything, except anal sex. i'll use anal beads, and a small vibrator - NOT AT THE SAME TIME !!!, and peeing. no peeing. or pooping. or shower, because i tried that last night and the fucking camera fogged) I can do video clips, but I don't know what I would charge for them. 4 minutes max. make me an offer w/what you'd want me to be doing in them. I have one set I took the other day, i'm in a black nighty. consists of: me playing with my ta-tas, using a vibrator, posing all naked, close ups of my pussssssssssy. I'll be taking another set tonight with balloons. because I like balloons. I will be naked, playing with ballons, and my pusster. ALL PROCEEDS GO TO HURRICANE KATRINA RELIEF. I WILL BE DONATING 1/2 TO THE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY RELIEF AND 1/2 TO THE RED CROSS. ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT DOING THIS FOR PERSONAL PROFIT YOU GUYS. My paypal address is cumquat18@yahoo.com Like I was saying, you don't have to donate to see my regular updates, I will continue to do them. This is just to help out those less fortunate. ( SO WITH THAT SAID, ON TO A FEW PICTURES FROM THE FIRST SET. ) Current Music: mc chris (22 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
10:50 am	So this isn't the type of journal where I beg people to buy things for me, pay me for things, etc. I post pictures here, recap stories, ask questions, converse with you guys, etc. I post links to funny things, post jokes, etc. I am easy going, and awesome. I like to think of this as a nice, happy, journal. With boobs. A nice happy journal, with boobs. The recent tragidy of hurricane katrina has me pretty upset. While I don't personally know anyone (in real life) that lives there, I know people that I've talked to from Lj online that live/d there. I feel terrible. I've donated canned good, set up buckets of cleaning supplies and donated them to local churches so they can send em on down, but I feel like I want to do more. For the next few weeks, I will be selling pictures, but not for personal profit - I will donate 100% of the proceeds to Hurricane Katrina. If anyone is interested, let me know on here and I'll post more about it. This will probably be the only post I make about money. In those few weeks, I will still post pictures here, and after those few weeks are over, I will still continue to post pictures here. Nothing will change, so don't freak the fuck out or anything. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 15th, 2005
4:23 pm	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO DO I HAVE MY HOSTING THROUGH? IT'S ONE OF YOU, I JUST DON'T REMEMBER WHO :( I'M SORRY, I HAVE A BAD MEMORY. I need to know my password, I forgot it :( You created it for me, I have it saved on my FTP, but I don't remember it :( Just let me know who you are, I need to get my password back so I can update this biatch more often plllllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pictures in a few days, as soon as I can figure out my goddamn'd password. ASS SHIT CUNT FUCK FARTFACE MOTHERFUCKER COCKBAG TWATSICKLE FUCK BITCH BALLSACK YOUR MOM SUCKS DICK. this is soooooooooo frustrating! I've tried 80 billion passwords. If I was smart, I would've written it down months ago. Who knows, maybe i did and my retarded ass just lost it. I am sunburnt. Current Music: THE SOUNDS OF CURSE WORDS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
11:34 am	Adopt a greyhound! Ok, so it's update time, and I wish it was a happier one, well it's kinda happy (in parts) The Plainfield Greyhound Race track is closing down on May 14th, and there are many dogs that need homes! The greyhound track in Plainfield, CT voted on April 26th that they would discontinue greyhound racing. Unfortunately - and heartbreakingly - they've also decided that rescuers have only two weeks to get the dogs out, and any dogs remaining at the track on May 14th will be euthanized. This is a monumental task because there are at least 500 dogs currently at the track. These are all young, healthy dogs, 2-4 years of age, who would make great family pets. Happy -->no more greyhound racing ! Downside --> these loving doggies need homes! I'm trying to convince my boyfriend to adopt one, but it's not the biggest apartment and his roomate already has a dog :( I can't afford one, but I donated what I could to help They're great dogs!! My aunt used to have one, and they're delightful dogs! (info from website) We've committed to saving as many dogs as we possibly can in the next two weeks. How can you help? Adopt a greyhound: They're wonderful dogs - gentle, quiet, sweet, and graceful. The ones we'll be getting will be good companions with other dogs and with cats. Surprisingly, they're couch potatoes. They do need to be in a fenced area or leash walked; they aren't dogs to let run loose. For information on what it's like to take a greyhound home, visit www.greyhoundgang.com. To find out what greys we have available for adoption, call us at 413-548-9898 or visit our dog adoption page at http://www.dakinshelter.org/dogs.html. Foster a greyhound: We will provide all their medical care and a crate to make their transition easier. Donate money: We are going to need extra funds to help these dogs for crates and medical bills. You can send a check to: Dakin Animal Shelter, 163 Montague Road, Leverett MA 01054, or donate online at http://www.dakinshelter.org/support.html. Please mark your donation "Save the Greys". Donate a large dog crate: We need these to send with the dogs going into foster care. Spread the word! The more people who know about this tragedy, the more help the dogs will get. Greyhounds are lovely, gentle dogs... Greys are not hyper - they're actually couch potatoes! They love to run - for about 5 minutes - in a safe, fenced area. Greys spend most of their day snoozing and adore soft sleeping places and all the comforts in life. They are actually very good dogs for apartments or small homes because of their low activity level. They are very clean dogs, and in some ways are very catlike in their cleanliness and love of comfort. Most greyhounds - including all the ones we'll be getting - can live with other dogs and cats, once they've been introduced, and actually love living with other animals. They rarely bark and shed little. In their life on the track, they live in crates for 22 hours per day, so most things in the 'real world' are a surprise to them. They've never seen simple things such as: slippery floors (wood, tile); stairs; television; windows; cats; dogs who are not greyhounds! They generally housebreak very easily because they're completely crate trained (they aren't housebroken because they've never been in a house, so they have to learn what a house is!). They walk very, very politely on leash - they learn that at the track. Greyhounds are very good companions for homes with gentle children because of their own gentle nature. Greyhounds: -Rarely bark and are incredibly gentle -Have no “doggie odor” because they have very little oil on their skin -Are very clean and rarely shed -Are “kennel trained” and very easy to housebreak -Are not subject to genetic diseases -Are leash trained at the track -Do not require any more exercise than other dogs of comparable size CONTACT INFORMATION: For more information or to adopt a retired racer, contact the Plainfield Pets Program www.trackinfo.com/pl/ or (860) 564-3391 Learn more about Greyhounds as pets here: www.adopt-a-greyhound.org/ Learn more about the plight of these wonderful animals: www.greyhoundracingsucks.com/ CONTACT: Dakin Animal Shelter (in MA) at 413-548-9898 ANYONE WHO RESCUES A DOG WILL GET SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM ME. I don't know what that special thing is, but I'll figure it out, and you will get it if you rescue a doggie! Anywho, pictures to follow soon hopefully. Haven't updated in a while because I've been helping my boyfriend move (he got an apartment with my good friend kate, not like that you perv they both needed roomates) and paint (i hate painting). toodles. -Candy Current Music: new weezer album (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
11:34 pm	Ah a non naked post! I just found this! Space Cases ! Completely work safe. It's a show from the early 90s/80s Man, I was reading up on old tv shows, etc from when I was growing up. Just amazing at how much I've forgotten, and how morals were instilled in old cartoons GI Joe, Mr.T, Captain Planet I miss that stuff. I watch cartoons today and feel myself slipping into this "zone", mind numbing sometimes. I miss teenage ninja mutant turtles, the movies and the ORIGINAL cartoon. I miss fraggle rock, power rangers (OLD SCHOOL), and transformers (robots in disguise!). She-ra, he-man, AND THE SUPER MARIO BROTHER'S SUPER SHOW! Mario RPG for SNES and little ceaser's square pizza. DUCKTALES. the video game AND the show AND the cartoon movie. When Neon colors were cool, and watching Pound Puppies! Skorts, side ponytails, ducktails, salute your shorts, pippy longstocking, no commercials on disney cartoons, my mario lunchbox, PEE WEE HERMAN (i broke down and bought volume 2 box set DVD. i'm addicted), popples, tie dye, b-day parties at McDonalds, Carebears, Alf, saved by the bell, and doogie howser MD Random break dancing, tales of a 4th grade nothing, catholic school, and FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR. H.R. PUFF N STUFF THE MAGIC FLUTE I'm starting to feel old, I'll be 21 this year. I miss my childhood :( Not in a whiny emo crying way, like in a "awww, man I miss that. I miss not having bills, a car, a social life, and when the only thing I looked forward to was saturday morning cartoond and girlscout meetups" kinda way. So in this post, reminisce about the shows/songs/memories of your younger years. I want to hear stories, see pictures, watch videos of stuff you miss. DON'T POST PICS OF 70s PORNO EITHER As napolean dynamite would say "Grossss". Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: my computer hum. no music. just humming. hummmmm (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 26th, 2004
1:50 pm	anyone wanna get on AIM or yahoo and cheer me up? cumquat18 on AIM cumquat182002 on yahoo please? I have to go into work in 3 hours and I feel like a zombie (Comment on this)
Monday, July 12th, 2004
2:49 pm	EDIT*** I ONLY NEED 2 MORE COUNT EM 2 MORE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP omg plllllllllllllllllease I tried to do it again myself for myself and they wouldn't let be mother fuckers Ok, so I found this site that will give me a free ipod if I can get 5 count em FIVE people to sign up for this What it is, is you click on one of the links (ancestry.com was the easiest for me) sign up for the "trial" period, then call the 1800 number (1-800-262-3787 option 4) and cancel your "subscription". Automatically, it validates. I waited like 10 minutes just to be sure. My credit card didn't get charged, and the lady was very nice on the phone :) Anyone who helps me reach this goal will get a set of pics (20) or a vid clip of whatever (within reason) they want totalling 3 to 5 minutes (the files get big). If you help me + sign up, I'll sign up for you :) OMG pleeeease sign up. I'll sign up for you if you sign up for me :) !! A picture set will follow this post tomorrow or so, whenever I get around to uploading. PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE HELP ME GET AN IPOD!! OMGGG I have pictures and vid clips! plllleeeaaaaaaaaaaase if anyone is up past 10pm (EST) , I'm bored, so IM me cumquat18 Update on life: life is good hey, who referred me to Mc Paul Barman?? he's a genius you should check out MC Hawkings hahahahah fucking awesome nerdcore hiphop w00t Current Music: mc paul barman (22 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 28th, 2004
2:35 pm	Listen. I had too many friends on my other LJ so I post all of my pictures in my community whatdidido2 so in order to see the pictures..... c'mon.... you can do it.... put 2 and 2 together RIGHT. join HERE if you still can't figure it out I don't want you a part of my journal OMG NATURAL SELECTION. Current Music: MC CHRIS (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
10:11 pm	ASDJHASKDJASKDAS so I need a new place to host my pictars. god damn this is getting annoying. ARG. suggestions? (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
2:38 pm	god I love Mc chris if you haven't heard of him, go go download him NOW now i say but hey, if anyone has his new album Eating isn't Cheating you should, uh, let me download it from you I can't afford it for another 2 weeks please? I will give you sweet e-love (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 10th, 2004
2:03 pm	A non-friends only post. this journal is used to post in my community whatdidido2 so that is where the nekkie pictures are go join it. (25 Comments |Comment on this)